danny issues

Like Daddy issues, but instead stems from being abandoned by or not getting enough love from a Danny.

girl: "... it was amazing. I'm glad he visited, even if it was for just two weeks. Hope he comes back soon..."
boyfriend: "Babe, you've got some major Danny issues."

by femalenorway February 26, 2018

Danny

Someone who is generally out of it or just a bit retarded.

That guy is a right fucking Danny!!

by Tescobag9 January 27, 2024

Danny

a guy wiv bare stds like eeee u dun wanna go near him he smelly. he thinks he is bad when he is not and he faks pplz mams on the weekend as a side job to suckin ma dick

also hes uglee and he thinks he pulls girls

Danny: HAHAHHAHA IM SO FUNNY AHHAHAHHA
Rhianna: u face funny
Danny: I WILL FOKN BANG YE UP YA BEYTCH DNT GET RUDE TO ME
Maya: danny the tranny
Danny: ARGGGGGGGGGGGG
Danny: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by suckmansdick January 13, 2019

Danny

Danny will be the best person you have ever met. He will be there and be your best friend. Until he decides he's had enough of you! Then he will act like you never existed and still don't. Now to Danny the only difference between you and rock is the rock could make a good present. If you ever meet a Danny good luck babe.

p1-My best friend forgot our whole friendship
p2-oh why
p2- oh he's a Danny.

by jambamwham May 11, 2024

Danni

Danni is someone who cares a lot about herself. She lives with her grandma and grandpa. She doesn’t get enough attention at home so she spreads stuff around and gets mad at people for the smallest reasons, or even no reason sometimes. She also makes stuff up about her life or is very extra dramatic. She has many symptoms of bipolar and doesn’t really care for her friends unless the give her something, of course. Her friends can’t hang out with other people unless they want danni to be mad at them. She’s often mad at you and changes her best friend every day depending on her mood. She talks to nearly every boy at the same time.

“Danni cheated on me”
“Me too” x87

“Have you talked to danni?”
“Nah she’s mad at me”
“Oh me too”

by justbeingfr July 10, 2023

Danny hislop

ohh my baby boy, danny is the kind of man you dream about.

ohhh my danny hislop i love you so much

by XxsofiaBlackxX November 17, 2024

Nathan and Danny

Two people who are really dumb fools and have stupid faces that I'm going to slap reals soon

Nathan and Danny aka Stupid faces

by slapcountdown February 13, 2014