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Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.
Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
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Bagels

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.
You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.
by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022
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Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.
I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.
by Zikiro April 1, 2015
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Fluffing up the bagel

Its basically just making your pussy wet and talented for bed
"Are you fluffing up the bagel darling?" My husband that is 6 feet and has a 9 inch dick said
by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020
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Bagel

Sharon: "'My bagel is bleeding'" means I'm on my period, Zeke.
by Jemima24 June 22, 2016
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Bagel

Someone who is watching porn but says they are looking at bagels
“What are you watching there?”
Bagels
by Bob90684 October 11, 2023
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sawdy bagels

Prescott: Yo', did you see Jalwan left?
Prepper: I did, sawdy bagels
by Maroon'n'Black April 3, 2009
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