Zach Slater more formally known as zesco, has a strange tendency to eat out other mens assholes and likes the taste of their smelly dick cheese. Zach (Zesco) thinks he pulls bitches where as he gets no choss. Zach experiences periods where he believes he is the ultimate top G and believes he is the Asian reincarnation of famous kick boxer Andrew Tate. Zesco also loves underage girls and likes to watch them enter and leave school in their tight little skirts.
by bigchoode1101 October 27, 2022
Get the Zach Slatermug. Hey zach you have fucking cancer.
by Sam Kakos February 27, 2021
Get the Zachmug. by Taylor Lessard September 16, 2019
Get the Zachmug. Trash can of a human and a terrible influence on everyone. He pawned all of his rings at the pawn shop - but at least he has good hair.
by Cowboy Ken March 12, 2022
Get the Zachmug. Zach is the best. He has beautiful eyes and a cute smile/laugh. The most entertaining person to talk to on the phone for hours. He cares so much about his friends even when things aren’t going well for him. Trustworthy and gives the sweetest compliments. He’s awesome at drawing. A chad. Gives the best hugs <3
by this.will.be.here.forever:{} January 12, 2022
Get the Zachmug. 
It's a bitch, It's an asswipe, No... ITS ZACH HARKLEROAD he sucks dick and rides KTM, and has a long ass head.
Zach Harkleroad is what you call a defective human he is gay, rides KTM, listens to shit music, and will fuck your whole family tree. He even fucks his own family members (even the guys) BECAUSE HE'S GAY.
Zach Harkleroad is what you call a defective human he is gay, rides KTM, listens to shit music, and will fuck your whole family tree. He even fucks his own family members (even the guys) BECAUSE HE'S GAY.
by Daddylongnuts234 April 15, 2019
Get the Zach Harkleroadmug.