"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
by iamqw3rty December 29, 2022
by theremustbesmth April 10, 2022
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Shrek my waifu <3
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Shrek my waifu <3
by Zahori May 23, 2022
by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj June 27, 2022
by waffledog October 27, 2018
get wrecked in the name of shrek
by 1234567890123456780 May 17, 2020
I sexy shrek kaka is when your partner girl/boy is doesn’t matter shits in your mouth and you smear it all over your body while singing I’m a believer
by Possumssssss January 30, 2022