Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.
by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023
Get the Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggummug. Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.
Lot’s of love,
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Lot’s of love,
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by Balmy Boi 69 November 26, 2019
Get the Saint Augustine’smug. Someone that always has self convinced justification for every decision and tends to judge others and be mean while hiding behind a blanket of self spoken excuses to be mean. They tend to be defensive and give excuses when they recieve any criticism, and they love to call other people assholes when really they are the meanest of them all. Great at convincing themselves they're right, to a toxic degree that tends to make their lives very average and lacking of intense fun. They tend to live in Alabama, Kansas, or some state where they end up alone as shit doing some boring ass shit.
Dude, f*co having Kevin over. He thinks he's Mr. I do everything right and everyone else is just annoying. Noone likes The Mean Saint.
by Forgetthenormal October 8, 2018
Get the The Mean Saintmug.