Papa-Butt

The bittersweet gastrointestinal aftermath of a glorious Papa John’s-fueled gathering with friends after a full day of excessive libations. Characterized by euphoric garlic sauce bonding, communal declarations of love, and next-morning regret punctuated by violent, flaming hot gas and a bowel movement so regrettable it deserves its own apology text chain.

Last night was peak—Jeremy brought Guinness, Dan double-fisted Lonely Heart, Lauren practically drank the garlic sauce, Jenna was crying from laughter, and Russ and Jessica made out to a Papa John’s jingle—but now I’ve got a serious case of Papa-Butt. Please send Tums. And prayers.

by AMPM91 May 26, 2025

Papa Foxtrot

Arrived at urinal - beginning the reveal - rip a fart you didn’t know was ready - juuuust before pissing. “Piss Fart”…. Thanks CDK/3009A.

Tellin’ ya. Richie always squeaks out a papa foxtrot whenever he uses the front office men’s room. What a pro!

by A-Mohr-on June 10, 2025

Papa Donut

The leader of Donut Gang.

Did you hear? Papa Donut made peace with Bagel Gang.

by JrangeOuice April 17, 2024

papa

A male friend, usually those who you see as superior.

“Yo, Papa, pass me the ball.”

by bryceidk April 24, 2024

papa Jamie

The biggest of big mans he loves taking Gavo’s mom on a wild ride. Not afraid to tell that green fiend what’s up.

The way he just stole that kids mom from his dad was a total papa Jamie moment

by DanMarinoLuvsFootball April 24, 2024

Papa Toney

A very funny and dirty mined individual. 3 boys give him loads of chest pain. He ejaculated off a bridge once. I saw it with my own eyes.

Papa toney has the worlds greatest road rage.

by Dinoation February 12, 2024

papa yon

The Hispanic mom way to say 'Papa John's'

Hispanic Mom: Que quieres voy a ir a comprar comida, quieres papa yon, macdonas o burger kin

Son: Papa John's please

by snappyjoe February 13, 2024