Goon

A person who is stupid and generally dumb, Acts stupid and out of place.

He is still texting us? what a goon.

by Kremvhis May 31, 2018

Poon Goon

someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound

Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!

by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018

Goons

Ass(booty)

“Damm she has goons”

by Big pepper June 10, 2018

Goon

Something Gross; Commonly canadian slang for throwing up/puking.

Guy 1: Yo, I’ll pay you a 20 sheet if u eat a raw egg

Guy 2: No man! I’ll fucking goon!

by jacobandryansearchanddestroy June 10, 2018

Goon

A U.S. citizen who participates in military style firearms and tactical training in order to be proficient in combat. Whether to defend the U.S. mainland from foreign invasion or potential government tyranny.

My friends and I participate in Goon activities.

by Goon1776 August 18, 2022

Goon

to goon (v) the act of pushing one's tongue out or pulling pleasurable faces during chronic male masturbation.

Mary: I caught my husband with his underpants round his ankles, masturbating, while on the internet last night. He was gooning like a monkey on his fat swollen dong.
Constance: oh!

by gr1110 August 19, 2022

the goon

Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person

Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy

by anxxss November 3, 2022