on the flip flop

When one is "on the flip flop", they have deliberately misinformed another individual and then, after creating a sufficient confusion, owned up to their machinations to the visible disappointment of their victim.
simplified:
changing your mind

-monika said one thing and did another
-well i guess shes on the flip flop

by vikkkkk September 6, 2020

Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

brewer's flop

An inability to obtain and/or maintain an erection, as a result of an over-consumption of alcohol.

Almost got head of that blonde bird last night. Shame brewer's flop killed my chances.

by robbo6124 July 28, 2010

D-flop

The fact that your dick has ceased erection, due to the lack of stimulation.

Her head was so whack it legit made my D-flop.

Now way im gonna D-flop, when her titts are that big.

by Makxxx December 17, 2011

Filipino Flip Flop

Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.

Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!

by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024

Flop core

When you mainly flop with everything you do

Person: Everything isn't working for them!
Person 2: Their just flop core

by Omgcore February 11, 2022

Tom Flopped

The truest thing one can ever hear. The Tom in “Tom Flopped” refers to a bad owner of a server that is only good because of its members.

Tom flopped, I spilled.

by pork sushi September 20, 2021