spider monkey

Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..
That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !
by Tom Callinan April 24, 2003
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Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.
Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.
by jps123456 June 02, 2011
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African Cave Spider

Look! An African Cave Spider!
by mat5592 July 23, 2009
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Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.
Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP
by Joseph Tittlitch February 01, 2009
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Spider Squat System

A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.

Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
Ash used the spider squat system because he didn't know any better...
by P Parker October 01, 2007
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Sold my spider

To make a break with the past or with one's home, in preparation for departure
by q335r49 June 21, 2009
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Brazilian Wandering Spider

A spider commonly found in the Amazon rainforest that will give you a 4 hour long painful erection that will eventually kill you.
Brazilian Wandering spider was mentioned in this way on Gradeaundera's video called Phobias
by YoloMenace001 March 31, 2020
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