Soccer mom

An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.

Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!

Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.

Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!

by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020

clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

Kiss a soccer girl day

On November 14th it is kiss a soccer girl day

Hello, fellow soccer player, guess what day it is? It is *drumroll* kiss a soccer girl day!!! *trumpets start playing a fanfare*

by Potatoman2006 November 12, 2019

Soccer girls

Strong and powerful athlete who goes after what she want and when she falls she gets back up and tries again. Sometimes she needs words of encouragement but she is very talented and beautiful she hates her hair down it’s always in a ponytail.

Those soccer girls are so cool

by Soccer#10 December 8, 2022

Soccer

Its really football, you twats

Person 1: Hey man wanna play some soccer
Person 2: WTF its called football

by D4Rtyy April 9, 2021

Soccer

A game where people kick balls around and hope to hell they score.

Look at those kids, their playing a game of boys vs. girls soccer...

by a23577 September 29, 2018