Slow

Someone who name is Calvin with a small dick

‘He acts slow so he’s definitely a Calvin”

by TheFeniusWhoFasPenis June 2, 2018

Slow bug

When someone does something dumb

You slow bug

by Oranges15162 December 1, 2020

a slow

it's not a noun, but it's just "a" followed by the adjective "slow". very simple, very flexibly usable.

think of a slow train

a slow way to go

a two hour lecture is a slow way to learn

by Elat' February 13, 2022

The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

slow rider

Amazing slow sex

Ahhhhh! That slow rider was amazing!

by The blahster September 14, 2017

Slow

Chrisean

“Not Chrisean unfollowing her son’s ig account but following the BD that didn’t claim him. She’s so slow.”

by xoxBabydoll January 20, 2024

Slow Mo Cupcake

A slow mo cupcake is another term for awesome like ska doosh or excellent

We are so Slow Mo Cupcakes

by Orch Dorks June 10, 2011