Haines Skin

A skin won in the game of golf when the player’s embarrassingly high handicap equates to the player actually winning the hole with what would be considered an average score, at best. The true epitome of a Haines Skin is a player making a net birdie on a short par 3 due to the player “popping” on said hole.

Well, I shot 98 today, but I broke even because I slopped in a couple of Haines skins.

Bill got a Haines skin today. Eight people made a par on the hole, but old Bill was the only one that popped.

by Dumbazz42 December 31, 2022

Penis skin

The skin on yo dick
It can also refer to shitpost songs and parodies such as: Penis skin - Kanye east

Joe: damn my Penis skin is too large
Doctor: i have good news and bad news
Joe: tell me the good news first
Doctor: you can name a new penis disease

by Exypnos October 11, 2021

Skin Pet

If cats and dogs are fur babies, actual babies must be skin pets.

Hey, did you hear, Jessica's pregnant with her second skin pet!

Hey, nice skin pet you got there.

by Pyra420 April 22, 2023

Skin Bath

That perfect temperature and moisture content where the surrounding air feels like and extension of your skin.

It’s really nice outside, we have some skin bath weather today.

by Alpagé May 14, 2023

Sparkle skin

In the movie twilight when a vampires skin has direct contact with sun and it glows.

When Edward went into the sunlight he had sparkle skin

by Sydney788 August 22, 2021

Tall Skin

A type of slur used against humans over 6 feet in height. Regularly used by those who are jealous/envious of tall people i.e. people friendzoned as a result of their lacking in height.

Person A: oi look at that fuckin' tall skin over there!
Person B: what a piece of shit, thinking they're all high and mighty.
Person A: YO TALL SKIN, I BET YOU PLAY BASKETBALL YOU FUCKIN' FREAK!!
Person B: yeah you little bitch, how's the weather up there huh?

by tableslayer December 8, 2018

Skin pain

A ghanaian pidgin term for jealousy

Everyday me I go love you again
It go pain them well, them go get skin pain-Stonebwoy

by Mollyx November 21, 2022