Russian Shart Shower

When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head
I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly
by Oqueefna March 19, 2022
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Shart Board

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.
Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
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Shart Flap

A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.
Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.
by Commando Shorts November 06, 2022
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Dip Shart

Not quite a shit, but totally a shart.
Don't be such a Dip Shart, dude.
Hey man, I noticed your K/D is lookin' pretty ass lately. Don't let these little dip sharts walk all over you.
by cis white woman June 19, 2022
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Shart Tank

A conference room inhabited by substandard corporate executives. Etymology: Shark Tank
“The executive team is stinking up the shart tank to review quarterly results.”

“Back to the shart tank to give a marketing presentation.”
by Wordy Word February 27, 2021
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Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...
Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!
by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022
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Shart Tank

When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit
Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night
by angeloregon August 01, 2021
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