hurns scale

The OFFICIAL score (1-10) or decibel level of the sound of complete failure.

"Dude, Why'd you even try that Yager shot? You knew you were gonna hurl. That was a total 8.5 on the hurns scale.

by {pole} July 2, 2008

HAF Scale

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.

sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"

by chaintokinNow February 15, 2010

skip scop scalleywag

Meaning a drugged up old dirty wretched bitch

Trussell: the difference between a Mac and a PC-*lisp*

Matt: Shut up you ole' skip scop scalleywag motha!

David: Damn he just went time hater on your ass!

Trussell: Shut up guys...seriously *lisp*

by MO AK-TOWN March 7, 2008

1-10 scale

How hot a man or woman is on a scale of 1-10.

Damn jerry, that bitch with the big ass titties and short shorts on the 1-10 scale is a 10

by lost cause 27 September 19, 2016

scalped

The act of winning a Party Hat in a duel in Runescape. To scalp someone, you "bet" your Party Hat and they bet theirs. If you win, you scalped you opponent. If they win, you got scalped. This term is also used for Santa Hats and H'Ween Masks.

Dude, I totaly scalped that losers Party Hat last night. I owned him, he was super pissed.

by Winakaly October 25, 2007

Scalfer

A person who is a loser i.e. Someone who has no life except for playing video games.

Yo, your homoass bro is such a scalfer...tell him to get a fucking life!

by Jasper Wilson December 17, 2003

Scale of Kick-Assery

An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."

He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.

by Nathan Graves March 12, 2009