person 1: what natio are you?
person 2: well, my dad is half Asian and half Black, and my mum is half European and half English
person 1: geez, you're the whole fruit salad
person 2: well, my dad is half Asian and half Black, and my mum is half European and half English
person 1: geez, you're the whole fruit salad
by randomnesss4321 July 12, 2009

by Rare_Herbz February 5, 2004

The act of farting while someone is rimming you (i.e. farting while having your anus licked). Coined by the Atlantan whom made a submission to Savage Love under the name GASS.
by Lex Icon December 4, 2003

by Delusional October 14, 2003

by Pimp daddy V September 10, 2003

When a guy puts a cut up carrot, a sliced tomato and a head of lettuce inside of a girl's vagina and tops it with his own special sauce, then enjoys a tasty snack.
by 000salad___000___fingers000 January 18, 2009

The language used when members of the Democratic Party talk to their constituents. This language is intended to galvanize a populace to vote for a particular Democratic party member as it appears to be a lead-in to more progressive policy. However, this is followed by zero substance, no legitimate policy, deafening silence and inaction which bewilders and misleads the general public. Make no mistake of it, this is totally intentional as the Democratic party does not care about you unless it's correlated to lining their own filthy pockets.
Hillary Clinton's entire presidential platform was a gigantic platitude salad. She had nothing to offer real Americans who were struggling, and lost to a narcissistic idiot loudmouth moron who has never even eaten a salad in their lifetime.
by Genna tayleeah June 19, 2019
