rusty conductor

The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.

Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.

by Diones Smith October 10, 2006

rusty wagonwheel

The Anus

Goddamn!! Mom, will you close your asscheeks, I can see your rusty wagonwheel from here!

by guy October 16, 2003

Rusty Muffler

Giving a rim job to some one that still has shit on their ass.

Did you see Stevie Wonder at the Democratic National Convention? He totally gave someone a Rusty Muffler.

by Kenny Young October 29, 2009

Rusty Turtle

When a girl is taking a shit you eat her out. Reverse of a Blumpkin.

girl is taking a shit you walk in the bathroom and ask her for a rusty turtle and then proceed with the necassary steps

by Rusty Turtle March 10, 2010

Rusty Rim

A shit spackled asshole

I forgot to wipe my ass, so i got a rusty rim

by George Bushkillington December 6, 2009

rusty fuck

1. (Verb) The act of having anal sex with a woman with gastrointesional issues.

2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine

1.

Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.

2.

Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.

by nakker December 14, 2009

Rusty Muzzle

The act of rubbing feces in ones hand, then rubbing it in anothers face usually during intercourse.

Dud i totally gave that girl a rusty muzzle, she almost poked.

by The "beeb beeb" Kid November 25, 2010