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smash the pumpkin

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight
by ThePumpkinSmasher March 20, 2016
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pumpkin

by Boyne January 28, 2019
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Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.
by xoxojordn December 1, 2022
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pumpkin village

Potemkin village isn't a word you often hear unless you're into certain stuff so it's like that stuff is its own dialect of overall stuff, so sometimes when you need the word and try to think of it, you come up with pumpkin village, little potato village, and other crop named villages
by Master of beargreen January 25, 2025
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sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.
I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.
by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019
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pumpkin guts

that one pornhub video where the guy sticks his dick inside a pumpkin and his step sis is all like omg you saved it for me??! you know how much i loove the seeds ;)) then the mom is like grgrgrrrrrr then he fucks her while hiding behijnd a couch wowza
my favorite porn hub video is that pumpkin guts one
by nuerdle February 20, 2023
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Fudge Pumpkin

It is said of the act of release a compact turd, due to urge or due to drunkenness, inside a Halloween carved pumpkin.
Last week's Halloween party was so insanely awesome that I got to see one of the gals make a '''Fudge Pumpkin''' in the backyard.
by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023
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