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jumz point 

A measurement or point value equal to or less than zero.
Similar to brownie points with less class.

A jumz point can be divided by zero.
man1: I just earned a million jumz points
man2: Wow...that's worthless...
jumz point by Lotty Da February 10, 2021

Vector point 

A vector point is a designated point assisting someone to get to their desired location with ease. A simple start, route, and destination.
You’re going to start at this stop sign, that’s your vector point, from there there’s a path that will lead you straight to the building you’re looking for. Use that stop sign to help you get there anytime you need to go to that building.
Vector point by TomTacGoon October 12, 2021

Three Point Stance 

Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
Three Point Stance by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021

On point 

On point.

When someone is saying something positive or genuine. It's on point .
You that's on point .

Single Point of Failure (SPOF) 

The term used in an organization that is commonplace for no apparent reason to explain why leadership only designates ONE person in the whole organization to be the Point of Contact to be able to fix something that is broken. When this is person or entity isn't available the whole organization - or the specific people affected by the problem are at the mercy of this person returning to work to solve the problem. Single Point of Failure or SPOF is commonly used with another term known as FUBAR - (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) because no professional organization would allow a Single Point of Failure to exist.
I'm sorry but we can't fix your computer today because we have a Single Point of Failure (SPOF) in that department. Pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain - he can't fix your computer - the only person who can do that isn't here today. You might want to try and click your heels together and say three times - "there's no place like home - there's no place like home - because if you were at home your internet service provider has an entire staff that is interchangeable and capable of completing most any IT-related task.

The Point Dexter Paradigm 

When the shy Caucasian male that no one talks to turns out to be packing a whole meat sandwich.
Tiffany: Eww, Tommy’s so gross
Emma: You’re right… but what if he’s packing

Tiffany: No way. Just look at him
Emma: But what about the Point Dexter Paradigm?