bass clarinet player 

Usually a player of the bass clarinet which is just like a regular clarinet but lower. Might be friends with the alto saxophone player and may cause unneeded drama in band.

A bass clarinet player that finds the need to date all saxophone players of her class

bass clarinet player by alskj November 23, 2007

genshin impact player 

A person that plays the game Genshin impact. In other words, a person that hasn’t showered in 5 months and is a hoyoverse dickrider that doesnt care about the lack of melanin. 40 year old pedophile, or 13 year old addict that thinks childe jokes are funny. No in between.

A: “Look at that genshin impact player over there.. They’re licking the screen..”
B: ”it smells kinda bad too. I don’t know if its the dog or that person’s ass.”

genshin impact player by skidaddle123 September 18, 2022

Football Player 

Typically arrogant in all aspects, and believe that anyone who doesn't play the sport is a female's genitalia. They claim to be superior to everyone and will brag about how much bench press (which is usually exaggerated BS). They treat the sport like its warfare, but until they join a military service and go throught he rigorous training of combat and be able to apply that to a firefight and CQC, then they should really just shutup and learn to play the sport for fun and not to be a little POS with plastic armour and a ball on a playing field who loves to brag about their "soldiering". (I'm looking at you High School jocks)

I've been preparing myself for BCT and OSUT, but apparently I'm a pussy because I'm not a Football Player.

Football Player by FMPleads April 17, 2016

windows media player 

Stupid program that will play DVD's for some people but not for others. Completely illogical and impossible to use. Really pointless

"why the hell won't Windows media player play this DVD? It worked on my computer but not on this one."

windows media player by ihateu January 16, 2005

Banjo Player 

Noun.

1. The ultimate offensive towards redneck/ignorant racists. Contrary to past belief, of Cracker and Honkie being the most "offensive" words towards white people, the term "Banjo Player" implies being a redneck with all of it's common stereotypes, including smoking a corn cob pipe, being uneducated, having bad teeth, commiting incest of no particular form, living in a hillbilly lifestyle, belonging to a racist organization, and of course playing a banjo.
2. One who plays a banjo.

1.

Red: Hey 'der nigger boy, why don you go back to Africa with your friends!

Zach: *in sing-song faux redneck accent* My name is Red, and I'm a banjo player and I like to have sex with my twin sister -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding- I drink moonshine, and I'd eat it with steak, but I'm too poor and I have 3 teeth -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding-

Red: I reckon he's right! *cries and runs away*

2.

Banjo player wanted for hoedown at the County Fair 04/23/11. Call Jack at 883-555-9326

Banjo Player by Jersey Jones December 2, 2010

dvd player

code for getting someone over for sexual relations.

Textual convo at 2am

Chris - "Hey, do you want me to return your dvd player?"
Sandra - "Yeah, gimme a few minutes to shower."

dvd player by failureeeee December 19, 2011

Championship player 

A football player in england who has the skill and determination to play the game well, but lacks the composure, quality and flair to play in the english top flight, hence they are only good enough to play in the 2nd flight "the championship"

Football Commentator "I have no idea why sunderland signed that Paul McShane, he is not good enough for the premiership. Championship player at best"

Championship player by Footballerofthefuture August 24, 2008