phil

Jarmaine's penis

Wanna meet phil?

by oxygenationgeneration February 6, 2015

Phil Papmuth

Greatest pot limit hold'em player in the world. He crushes people like pieces of cereal. His verbal abuse at the table makes players go on tilt.

Phil Papmuth is pound for pound the greatest pot limit player in the world.

by Matt phelps January 28, 2005

Philadelphia tax

Refers to the fact that if you live in Philadelphia for more than a few months someone will steal from you or randomly smash something of yours (ex. car windshield). Once you have been stolen from, or had something of yours pointlessly destroyed by some drunk, thug, retard, ghetto (are you my daddy?) bastard, punk, etc. Philadelphian you have paid the Philadelphia tax. The Philadelphia tax is often paid many many times throughout a lifetime.

Person #1: "Someone smashed my window after the Iggles won, yo."

Person #2: "Philadelphia tax, yo."

by panda army October 13, 2010

Philadelphia Underpass

When Gentleman Number 1 is getting railed up the ass by Gentleman Number 2. At some point, Gentleman Number 1 reaches under himself and sticks a finger up Gentleman Number 2's anus, thereby giving him the ol' Philadelphia Underpass.

When Craig gives me the Philadelphia Underpass, his finger smells like my ass all afternoon.

by O'Byrne's Converser June 1, 2011

philanthropissed

(fəˈlanTHrəpist) adj. The mood of a creative professional constantly asked to provide professional services <i>pro bono</i>.

I just designed yet another print piece for free and now I'm philanthropissed.

by SuperRobert November 22, 2011

Philadelphia Bunk Bed

A Philadelphia Bunk Bed is when two people sit on the toilet at the same time with one pooping normally and the other pooping in the top part of the toilet (water tank).

Charlie: That Chipotle was amazing. Too bad there is only one toilet.

Frank: It's ok, we can pull a Philadelphia Bunk Bed.

by Detective Jinx November 14, 2017

Phil Collins

An alpha level sex maneuver where you are doing a girl from behind and before you finish you perform the drum solo from "Coming in the Air Tonight" on her cheeks, pull out, and come in the air.

Stacy's body is banging, I think I'm gonna Phil Collins her tonight.

by Amedicaldoctor May 31, 2018