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Parker's are the hottest boys you'll ever meet. They will make you smile. They are very attracted to Emily's. If you see the 2 of them together you have no match to make another couple. Parker's can break your heart but you will never stop loving them. They are very awesome people and you will really want to get to know them. Parker's are not fit for girls with the name ISABELLA. If you find yourself with a Parker then you will want to put your cowboy boots on because chances are you to will end up on a beautiful ranch. So if your name is Parker and your reading this go find yourself a girl named Emily because she will become the best thing that will happen to your life and do not let her go. I AM WARNING YOU IT WOULD BE THE WORST MISTAKE.
Emily: Who is that over there?
Isabella: That's Parker, i should go date him!
Emily: No you would be horrible for him, that hottie is all mine
Parker: I love you Emily, your perfect for me!
by JANE776543 May 5, 2021
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Parker has big peepee
Parker’s peepee destroyed me
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PARKER

A NAME FOR POPULAR BOYS. HE'S NORMALLY a blonde hair cutie WITH A TINY PONYTAIL. HE HAS TONES OF FRIENDS. USUALLY, HIS 2 FRIENDS ARE CALLED MAX AND RAFIEL.
AWWW, LOOK AT THAT CUTIE.
IMA BE THE FIRST TO DATE HIM.
DATES PARKER
by qwaesrty June 12, 2023
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He’s not the brightest of the bunch. He is always getting stuck and will need help but he is a loyal friend and a kind person
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Parker is a guy that will always fall in love with girls that goes by Phoebe, and Reagan. He is so hot that he doesn't hire bodyguards, they pay him to be the bodyguard. He also has a massive cock, when Goku saw it, he said ¨ IT'S OVER 9000!¨.
Parker's 900928th Bodyguard: Parker is so cool, I wish I could be his bodyguard.
*Goku still surprised at how massive it was.*
by ImTIger May 4, 2023
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Sufian Parker-mian

Sufian Parker-mian is often used to describe something impressive or pleasing
I have just tugged myself off, the wank was a sufian Parker-mian
by Sufian’s bf May 6, 2021
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parker is the hottest most trustful girl out there. she may seem very annoying once you meet her but once you become friends with her she’s very nice and extremely funny, and if we’re being truthful…parkers kinda hot. parker is a nice funny hot trustworthy girl that you should hug.
oh look there’s parker I should go hug her
by total.baddie.42069 December 15, 2021
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