Papa Muey is an absolute Chad of a person. He runs a shop that has anything you could ever think of. Ask if you may: does he have a Turtle Hermit GI? He sure does; does he have a lightsaber? He sure does; does he have a Bugatti? Oh-ho, he sure does. He sells anything and everything.
Jim: Yo, you want to buy some dildos and vibrators and shit?
Johnson: Ay-yo? Bro, where the fuck is you gon find that at?
Jim: Papa Muey has everything we can ever imagine!
Johnson: Got dayum! Just thinking about him makes my penis drool.
Jim: Hell yeah!
Johnson: Ay-yo? Bro, where the fuck is you gon find that at?
Jim: Papa Muey has everything we can ever imagine!
Johnson: Got dayum! Just thinking about him makes my penis drool.
Jim: Hell yeah!
by Papa Muey February 7, 2023
Get the papa mueymug. A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!
by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023
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