cool block

the shutting down of a parent trying to be cool, hip, with it, or boss by one of their children.

Dad: "good-by...(oh, uh) Peace..."
Daughter: *turns away*
Mother: "She just cool blocked you"

by forjarvis November 13, 2011

cool bead

A righteous dude or dudette.

Man, he is a cool bead.

by FrizzyE June 3, 2017

Cool job.

When a person is giving fellatio with their mouth full of ice cubes.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday and Diana gave me a cool job.

by Reccaman July 30, 2016

Cool Kenny

The act of blowing cool air on one's asshole.

Ken gave her a cool kenny.

by hcallahan September 21, 2016

Philosophi-cool

An adjective. A pun combination of 'philosophical' and 'cool'. Used to refer to someone who often engages in deep conversation, but manages to do so in an enjoyable and easily understood way, or utilizes philosophy in line with awesome topics.

Also written, "philosophicool"

Guy 1: "Carl looks into things too much. I just spent an hour listening to his theory on the 'Companion Cube' as a metaphor."

Guy 2: "That's because he's philosophi-cool."

by Falcornia October 10, 2011

Clarity Cooling

When a man is experiencing post nut clarity and turns on a fan in the direction of his penis.

(Meant for pleasure after the deed is done and the clarity MAY be amplified)

"Dude, have you tried clarity cooling it feels soo good."

by IcedCooler July 27, 2019

Spooky Cool

A level of coolness akin to egocentric arrogance. Particularly for celebrities who wear glasses indoors, wear an emotionless facade, or are actively dismissive.

Gal Gadot was polite but is exceptionally spooky cool.

by Rheonotic September 12, 2019