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space dicked

Sheldon: Hey, look at my computer screen!

Nathan: AWWWW FUCK!

Sheldon: You just go space dicked!
by Kryas January 23, 2014
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Space Jammed

When your bitch ass friend steals your skill in order to win a bet or competition of any sort
Well i bet i could shoot three free throws but James Space Jammed me and shot them all blind folded.
by Girdlemaster June 9, 2017
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Space Port

When two men have enveloped each others penises inside each others foreskins (aka as docking) into a third parties rectum.
kenny: dude that party last was fucking crazy
jake: yeah bro me and griffin made a space port in connors asshole
kenny: what the fuck bro, TFTI!
by naggerhater February 21, 2019
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author spaces

A popular website like a portfolio for authors that presents various blogs and articles, exchanged on daily, weekly or monthly basis.
I have sent my latest post to be public shed on Author Spaces
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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space rat

a rat that enjoys fucking people and things in the ass with its massive 12 inch leech peen which sucks all of your blood out through your pink paste former. also known as your luck when searching for halal german food
THAT SPACE RAT AS THE IQ OF A MAILBOX UEWIDJSAHNJKHSFKHAUSJFHIUHSU
by SPACE RAT September 20, 2022
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space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys
Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
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disk space

Bob from IBM: we'll need you to create some more disk space.
Tech: what is a 'disk space'?
by princess-tim February 10, 2009
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