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Noodlemantaro 

The elusive master of Ninjitsu and Noodle-war.
Noodlemantaro uses a variety of noodle foods as weapons, and can often be seen swooning over Heather from Silent Hill.
Noodlemantaro often comes out of his battles as the victor, although I heard once that some guy named Christetzuken beat him up...

When Noodlemantaro is not fighting crime... and not swooning over Heather, he can be found in his neat and tidy room (Or Noodle-Lair), eating a bowl of noodles, and playing some Grade-A video game.

Noodlemantaro's true identity is not known, but there are rumours floating around that his first name is something really goofy that starts with an L, and that is why he decided to disguise himself.

Noodlemantaro has possession of a small, dragon-like sculpture which he calls Bahamut. This may be the source of his awesome power.
Noodlemantaro was trained by the wise old Noodle-Sage from a young age. Noodlemantaro seeks revenge upon the one who killed his Noodle-Sage Sensei, and won't stop until he finds the killer.
Noodlemantaro by Therindos July 16, 2008

Noodle Hunter 

A person who dates and beds exclusively people of Asian descent or with distinctly Asian features.
Thomas Jefferson: "Benjamin Franklin dates only Asian women."
John Quincy Adams: "Oh, so he's a noodle hunter."

Noobieness 

What a noob does, What he/she is about, how they act.
Noobieness: When a noob on a site, game or anywhere else, comes in and "noobs up the place". Such as asking questions everyone else knows the answer too, or being a newfag and acting stupid.

noob newbie newfag
Noobieness by J.S.P. October 18, 2009

noobie-caker 

A noob at call of duty he enjoys using noob tubes and shoutguns. singular version of noobie-cake which means a team of noobie-cakers.
A level 1 noobie-caker has no idea what hes doing, he is using noob tubes.
noobie-caker by Yur boti November 14, 2009

Noodle-Sweat

unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.
'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'

'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
Noodle-Sweat by jjho April 28, 2010

nooderknot 

secret way of asking if you and/or your partner wish to be nude.
tim: want to do a photoshoot tomorrow??
you: nooderknot?
tim: sure, man.
nooderknot by Ez+ July 10, 2010