When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
Get the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug. A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
Get the Where’s Dildo?mug. There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
Get the There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.mug. “Where the table lands,” refers to allowing things to happen naturally and accepting the outcome, without trying to change it.
Him: Can we talk later?
Her: I’ll be back in about two hours.
Him: Ok, we’ll see where the table lands then.
Her: I’ll be back in about two hours.
Him: Ok, we’ll see where the table lands then.
by ETENKHF February 15, 2025
Get the Where the table landsmug. wtf why the frog are you searching that this isnt freaking google or siri or something this is a dictionary, duh.
Person one: *types in Urban Dictionary: where is the nearest supermarket*
Person two: are you fucking retarded this isnt fucking google you piece of shit this is a dictionary
Person two: are you fucking retarded this isnt fucking google you piece of shit this is a dictionary
by RobloxProSmokeWeedEveryday420x July 18, 2017
Get the where is the nearest supermarketmug. by NP101 October 17, 2017
Get the where is it?mug. by h9eufhq3pwhrf43 April 29, 2021
Get the Sit where you want to daymug.