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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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never miss

this person irohlol never misses and always spits facts
by irohlol April 3, 2021
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Never

At all times, past, present or future
See Miassar. Never means always
by Boylesaysboom March 6, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025
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You Never Ask A Horse For Hay.

Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.
Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.
by Frankee Demayo July 11, 2021
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Never

Never going to give you up. Never going to let you down. Never going to run around and desert you. Never going to make you cry. Never going to say good-bye. Never going to run around, and hurt you.
Guy 1: Hey check out this link, It never lets me down!
Guy 2: Alright man!
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by EdTheSheeran January 27, 2022
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