Thick Neck

someone who has an apparently thick muscular neck from excessive head banging partial to mosh pits and jagermiester

those thick necks just bought 1k of jager!!

by scrustle June 30, 2008

Fat Neck

A man, overweight with a bigger than normal neck. Sign of a dumbass

You see that guy there, that Dan Ferry, what a fat neck.

by Al Lazzerman December 10, 2003

Neck Pies

Hickies. Just, hickies.

She left HUGE neck pies on him last night.

by AnOnionAndAMeme August 14, 2016

Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

Neck Fruit

The fruit of the neck, as in the head. Used specifically to refer to receiving oral sex.

"Man, I gotta get me some neck fruit tonight."

by SevilSeveril February 23, 2014

butthole neck

when a person has a zit in the middle of their neck that looks like a butthole

Come over here butthole neck.

by squirtmouth May 25, 2016

donut neck

The layer of fat around someone's neck that looks like a donut.

She really has a large donut neck.

by Pdbigdaddy January 27, 2018