Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 30, 2018

schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017

Kankle-Monster

See above ^

Rikki Stephens is the Kankle-Monster

by Petardi July 7, 2010

Wiggly Monster

When one dances in a way as to stir a shocked but overtly humoured reaction.

For example; Wow it looks like that guy was possessed by the wiggly monster!

He totally wigglyed on the d-floor last nite

Did you see that you tube clip of the guy dancing like the wiggly monster?

by Wiglette January 4, 2010

fortnite monster

Ma man ugly! The ugliest monster ever. Like seriously WHICH MONSTER SHOOTS LAZER OUT OF HIS MOUTH

Person: have you seen the fortnite monster, he is cute.
FBI: ladies and gentle men, we gottem👌

by Fortnite Monster October 31, 2019

A monster mash

A bowl of cereal with the combination of "Boo Berry", "Count Chocula", and "Franken-berry" in it.

I bought the variety pack for the Halloween themed cereals. I'm going to have myself a monster mash!

by BuGgY_BiTz October 12, 2019