shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.
Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.
by malfunkt September 16, 2005
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poo tang bum licker

a poo tang bum licker is a person who likes to eat poo and drink pee
mom: what are you doing?
son: eating poo...
mom: oh great my sons a poo tang bum licker
by gangsterunicorn October 23, 2019
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massive cock licker

Your friend after he dosent want to play the escapists 2
Friend: I don’t want to play the escapists dude
You: you’re a massive cock licker
by niklikescock April 29, 2022
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cum crusted cunt licker

Someone desperate enough to lick a slut who still has dried stuff from the last guy that did her.
That guy was so drunk last night he became a cum crusted cunt licker and doesn't even remember it...
by John Doe two point O March 17, 2008
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Simone N booty licker

If you wife her up she may lick your arsehole. She loves cock and eats milk her dog nala squirted on her leg and she farted.
Simone N booty licker makes me happy!
by Simone N booty licker December 02, 2021
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Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.
Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker
by IDONTEXIST February 20, 2019
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