Liam Birrell-martin

Liam is a great friend and an awsome dude overall, a lot of this awsome ness come from his gianormus 16" cock which, if you ever get the pleasure of having penatrate you, will give you the expericance of a lifetime, he will rail you harder than me doing yur mom on a friday night. he seems like a basic f-boy on the outside, but he is much more, he is a good person, a great friend and a whit ass nigga he is also big brain and cracked at fornite.

"man liam birrell-martin just fcked me so hard"
"wow epic #1 victory royale liam birrell-martin"
"look its my favourite nigga liam birrell-martin!"

by Liams daddy November 28, 2022

The Liams

Diarrhea

Man, I just had a mean case of the Liams. No more whole milk for me!

by Spike Dutchman October 11, 2020

Baby Liam

Very sexy man. All the guys want him. Great in bead with his hairy 10 foot cock. If you fuck baby Liam you will be forever blessed.

I love baby liams cock

by Dickman October 20, 2020

Legendary liam

Liam is a very legend because he shows legendary traits each and every day. He has never stepped away from being legendary unlike Baratholmus who killed himself in the middle of his prime. Liams was at first compared to the great and early passing of the legendary Carlo but now he has worked his ass of every day to be more legendary then Carlos.He is now and in infinite years in a way higher ranking then any other person who wants to be legendary. It would take someone 800 billion years to reach liams legendary ness. That shows how legendary Liams are. He is known as the goat because of this even despite people doubting on him and the haters every single day. He is not a failure he is a legend. Examples of people who though they were legends but ended up falling down the sewer are Peter, St, Harry Earl lll santiagon Jr and Nate. This shows that Liams can very be easily very legend if they want to. They don’t even have to try unlike how fucking midget Damian Nostlok tried so hard to be legendary but ended up being a fucking asshole. He is definitely known as the worst person who every attempted to be legendary.

“Hey legendary Liam” Brayden Smiths
“That guy is a legend, he must be a legendary Liam” Jessica Johnson

by Roki sander February 15, 2021

Milo (Liam’s step bro)

The most handsome man in the world with a 50inch dick and gets all of the women, also has a nicely shaped ass which is what gets all of the women. Also knows a annoying kid named Lewis.

Yo that milo (Liam’s step bro)

by Someone8267368 December 2, 2022

fatty Liam

some one named Liam who is 90kg+

person 1: hey I'm Liam and I'm 90kg+

person 2: hey fatty Liam, tryna grab an ice-cream?

person 1: of course I'm tryna grab an ice-cream, I'm fatty Liam.

by Ranga Destroyer123 August 21, 2023

Doing a Liam

When you take down the enemies damage a lot in warzone and then your teammate puts 1 bullet into the enemy and steals the kill. One the of the worst moves a teammate can pull off. If you find yourself doing a Liam, please wake up to yourself and stop this senseless malicious act!

Person 1: I have this easy kill, please don’t steal it.

Person 2: *proceeds to shoot 1 bullet at the enemy*

Person 1:Wow dude, stop doing a Liam!

by MrMightyHands August 14, 2020