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Juan

Pretty sus kid, shitty ass jungler and half bird. If you get distracted, he will probably flirt with your girl. Name stands for being hardstuck in LoL. More than 1k games and still gold. If you ever meet one, better to not to be his friend. He has shitty luck and he spreads it. He’s probably sucking dick rn.
Improve your macro game or you will become a Juan.
by HalfBirdBoy November 22, 2021
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Juan Pablo

Juan Pablo is apparently a reserved boy, he finds it difficult to express his feelings but nevertheless, he shows you if he cares about you. He is authentic and has the best sense of humor, Juan Pablo also usually sings quite well and has an artist's gift!
wow I didn’t know Juan Pablo sang that well!
by anónimoxd November 22, 2021
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juan vela

a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.

Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.

A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
by StartUper June 16, 2018
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Juan Carlo De La Serna

A wonderful looking boy. There's only one Juan Carlo D.L.S., and he is so alluring and smeggsy. His voice is very soft when he wants it to be, and the way he looks up should be illegal from how it'll affect your body. Please take caution when you encounter him; he will most definitely break your heart.
Juan Carlo De La Serna keeps making jokes about wanting to get pegged. I don't think he's joking anymore.
by Shawl Diagram November 22, 2021
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Juan Manuel

Juan manuel is the clown in the friend group, yes, my jokes may be unfunny but i still think amogus is funny, also a very nice guy who will maybe forgive you depending on the situation, also a very important fact is that i may not be bery much in shape but im the greatest dancer in my school, no one can match me, also

Boo
Juan Manuel is very cool
Yes he gets a lot of bitches also he is mexican
by Greentixxy November 24, 2023
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Juan

Juan is the man with the plan
He gets bitches
He gives advice to his friends on how to get bitches
He would give advice to you too
Juan is the man with the plan
Juan: ayo bro this is how you get bitches: REDACTED
Friend: thanks Juan
by March 23, 2022
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Prank him, Juan

Prank him John, except if the John in question is Hispanic/Latino.
José: Ándale mijo, Prank him, Juan!

Juan: starts clappin' some cheeks.
by NuggetMilitia1 January 19, 2022
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