January 4th

January 4th is nation kiss Chris day. You have to kiss everyone named Chris that you know.

“Damn it’s January 4th, Nation Kiss Chris day.”

by ThatOneEDP February 3, 2022

January 22

He’s a fine piece of meat carrying a fine piece of meat… if you know what I mean. Can’t afford to lose a guy like him.

GF- “ He’s so attractive… plus he’s packing!”
Her friend- “Was he born on January 22?”

by .LP. October 19, 2021

January 23

Who ever is born on january 23!! Your literally so good at sports! and you love to hang out with people! they always have the best birthday!!<3
And have lots of friends! mwa

friend1: bro is today your birthday?? its says january 23 is the best birthday yet!!<3

friend2: yea today is my birthday! thanks bud!<3

by gigiii<33 September 2, 2021

January tenth

1. The day I won the Spelling Bee and showed those dumbasses who truly was the most intelligent.

"Everyone still talks about January tenth, the Spelling Bee of seventh grade and how that one kid proved he was better than those bitches!"

by Marah Stevenson Ki October 16, 2019

January 11

national gay day. you HAVE to be gay all day idc all the gays are sexy. kisses all the gays

its january 11 so im gay

by pssylver3000 November 23, 2021

January 3

The day the most beautiful girl was born named Sarah Alazawee

January 3 calendar

by xxx12234k November 26, 2021

January 26

Jesus look-a-like day! Only some of the best people are born on these days...people who look like Jesus !

wow she was totally born on January 26th she look just like Jesus

by yeehaw grandma November 6, 2019