Someone who believes they're sexy but actually looks worse than a frog with a microscopic sized penis.
by Kijate01 June 2, 2016
Get the jamie bassmug. Jamie Kitchin
Jamie Kitchin is believed to be superhuman has the second biggest muscle mass known to man (second to Brad Smith). However this mans ability to pull girls is unrivaled. If you have a girlfriend that sees Jamie, you won't have a girlfriend anymore. It is estimated that Jamie Kitchin has sex approximately 20 times a day. This is possible due to his testosterone levels which are a staggering 100,000 ng/dl. It is reported that Jamie stands at 7'4 and has a reach 97 inches.
Jamie Kitchin is believed to be superhuman has the second biggest muscle mass known to man (second to Brad Smith). However this mans ability to pull girls is unrivaled. If you have a girlfriend that sees Jamie, you won't have a girlfriend anymore. It is estimated that Jamie Kitchin has sex approximately 20 times a day. This is possible due to his testosterone levels which are a staggering 100,000 ng/dl. It is reported that Jamie stands at 7'4 and has a reach 97 inches.
by N1SS4N GTR October 6, 2020
Get the Jamie Kitchinmug. To get fucked (screwed over) without getting fucked (in a sexual way) or without repayment for favors
I had to sacrifice sleep, time, and money to help out Jamie and her children, and only received heartbreak and anger in return. I really got Jamied in that deal.
by r1989 July 5, 2016
Get the Jamiedmug. by Dr.educated January 19, 2017
Get the Jamie Kurtzmug. He looks like he is a Jamie.
by Kwebble September 13, 2018
Get the Jamiemug. when your friends uncle comes to you and says if you want sweets and you say yes so go into the car and he actually gives you sweets but secretly you wanted to get raped and get deeply resized by his 9 inch
jamie im so sad that jamie's uncle :' told me if i wanted sweets i agreed and he just gave me sweets and drove off :'
by sexy left toe December 14, 2019
Get the jamie's uncle :'[mug. Jamie is very pretty, smart and kind. She's athletic and plays softball and soccer. She loves to hang with her friends including boys. She's sensitive yet she can be sassy.
by #ILOVEJAMIE October 12, 2018
Get the Jamiemug.