Jade and Jaden trying to solve their problem every other day.
Jade: what are we?
Jaden: what do you think we are?
Jade: a mess.
Jade: what are we?
Jaden: what do you think we are?
Jade: a mess.
by jade lol February 27, 2022
Get the jade and jadenmug. Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
by LilBoyMickeyTheMouse102 November 11, 2020
Get the Jademug. The name Angel says everything. She will make you smile whenever u see her and makes your day whenever you are sad. She is so extremely sweet and helps people when they are in need especially when they are going through really tough times.
So what if she doesn't think she's perfect? She is, she just doesn't realize it.Angel has her flaws. She went through a lot and it’s sometimes hard to break her walls. Although Angel has been through a lot she is a miracle sent from god who will without fail make you smile.
So what if she doesn't think she's perfect? She is, she just doesn't realize it.Angel has her flaws. She went through a lot and it’s sometimes hard to break her walls. Although Angel has been through a lot she is a miracle sent from god who will without fail make you smile.
by _Gravioli_ October 18, 2018
Get the Angelica Jade Kreamermug. Jade is the best person that exists
by Kunis October 10, 2021
Get the Jademug. by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Jademug. A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.
by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 18, 2018
Get the jademug.