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mexican waffle iron

when you shit in a pull out couch and close it
She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron
by i dont want to August 1, 2020
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Mighty Iron Lion

HOLDEN TUFF FFFUCKIN STATO CUUUUUNT SICK SKIDS IN THE VS COMMOOOOOOO
"TOUGH STATESMAN BUILD QUALITY FUCKIN BUILT WITH SPANNERS NOT CHOPSTICKS AMIRITE MATE FUCKIN BRILLIANT MIGHTY IRON LION FUCKIN PUSHROD TECHNOLOGY TWO THOUSAND HORSEPOWAAA"
by (mostly) aussie slang ; February 22, 2023
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tennessee waffle-iron

The sexual act of pooping on your partner’s chest, then proceeding to slap it with a tennis racket, thus creating the shape of a waffle of poop on them.
“Mark and I haven’t been that adventurous lately in the bedroom, until he pulled out the tennessee waffle-iron and rocked my world sideways!”
by BOYCHUCK May 16, 2023
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Iron Range Handshake

Having intercourse doggystyle whilst lodging your thumb into her anus.
While riding my girlfriend doggystyle, she asked for the Iron Range Handshake.
I gladly obliged!
by Jose 22 June 8, 2018
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Iron City Beatdown

When any Pittsburgh team kicks another team's ass at football/hockey/baseball.
I can't wait until we play the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday so the Steelers can give them the Iron City Beatdown.
by B Weezy 2010 November 13, 2009
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Iron egg skill

Conditioning one's ball sack by repeatedly enduring either self-inflicted or assisted blows to them.
A technique practiced by Shaolin monks in Shaolin Kung Fu that also goes by the names 'Groin Skill' or 'Gold Armour'.
Andrew: Tyler what are you doing to your coin purse?!
Tyler: It's called the Iron Egg Skill dear Andy, I'm going to have the balls of a god!
Andrew: How often do you get kicked in the nuts?
by peno91 March 28, 2015
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Iron Fist

when you fist a bitch so hard, her asshole explodes
Billy: are you ready?
Stacy: for what?
billy: THE IRON FIST BITCH
Stacy: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by itsyaboyskinnypenis March 21, 2017
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