Advocate-Zone

The status between "friend-zone" and "love-zone". These "advocates" usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. Though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of "love-zone" status. While in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. The male "advocate" should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.

Hey, man, I heard that you got to be in her Advocate-Zone! How did you cope with the cobras?

It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.

by pseudonymFood June 21, 2012

no-blow zone

The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.

Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.

by Zonal K October 9, 2019

twillight zone

The twillight zone is when a man jumps you and then leads you into an alley way and you agree to consentual sex with him. usually a head job

e.g "A MAN JUMPED ME LAST WEEK INTO THE TWILLIGHT ZONE!"
"oh shit!"

by FUZEMANICUS June 21, 2016

Hoe Zoned

Like the friend zone but you are stuck as their Hoe

I wanted a relationship with him but I was Hoe zoned

by Princessbabygirl December 19, 2016

creeper zone

the area just behind two or more people who are taking a picture together. If you are standing in that general area, you're creeping, whether you realize it or not.

HEY STUPID! GET OUT OF THE CREEPER ZONE SO I CAN TAKE A DECENT PICTURE!

by J Filthy Money November 2, 2010

The JP Zone

When you’re friends but openly admit to liking each other and are also very sexually involved but not in a romantic relationship.

Naive True Love Believer: So are you guys dating?

Realistic 21st century Gen Z girl: No we're in the JP Zone

by Dumbasswho August 6, 2020

Gay Zone

The gay zone is a inter dimensional loophole where people can be locked in for a certain amount of time .One way to do this is just look at them and say you are going to the GAY ZONE. There is also the mega gay zone.

Dave:Hi Micah

Micah : I like red apples

Dave : you are going to the gay zone.

by Bi8ac February 24, 2022