Touch Grass

This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.

Go touch grass, you sweaty idiot.

by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022

On the grass

Something that is below shit

TJ: Hey 2k, How’s my haircut?

2K: Bro it’s on the grass

by Swervooo June 1, 2018

Touch Grass

When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside

You need to touch grass bro

by chayecharsi July 27, 2022

Green Dry Grass

A Street Term I Made Up For Marijuana

Dude Go Get Us Some Green Dry Grass I Wanna Get High

by this girl on tonya 98 March 25, 2010

Grundle grass

The prime piece of real estate located between Scrotumberg and Anusville

My grundle grass if chock full of dingle berries.

by SpankyBawl September 23, 2021

Grass

Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass.

Hey are you okay? You’ve been crying about block men for the last hour? How about we go outside and touch some grass :)

by sorrybutnotsorry January 8, 2021

Touch Grass

it is used when somebody jokes about going outside as a meme.

The phrase "touch grass" is used when somebody jokes about going outside and is used as a joke in youtube comments

by T.S.G May 9, 2023