Hobo's bagpipes

Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.

Damn what happened to you at that Phis concert you smell like a Hobo's bagpipes!

by Jackal178 January 6, 2023

Hobos

An extremely deadly disease often referred to as the "CodPooitis-Virus"

I think that boy has Hobos!
He totally has CodPooitis-Virus.

by hobocod October 27, 2020

Hoboed

The taking of an item (usually of low cost) in order to survive.

"I hoboed off with a jar of peanut butter for dinner this week."

by Polly Histor December 14, 2021

Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

by happyjacks December 17, 2012

reverse hobo

Sexual move usually practised at night on a park bench, a bush or in a dumpster. Can be performed by same sex partners. Head to toe. Both partners have to be inebriated, fully clothed with only the genitals exposed. Traditionally both partners are homeless although it is on trend to simulate homelessness to participate.

"Saw two tramps tonight on the park bench doing the reverse hobo, it was some great fun times."

by Creator of the reverse hobo. December 16, 2013

Hobo lollipop

A cigarette butt with a delicious used gum top.

Tyrone Biggums treasured the hobo lollipop he made from ashtray findings.

by SueDonim77 December 12, 2010

homo hobo

homo hobo is used in a dictionary right here once its used u can never stop using it so use it today!

omg you look like a homo hobo

by astrolo December 14, 2022