Talk Heavy

The coolest band in the world (scientifically proven).

"Damn, there's Talk Heavy! They're the coolest band in the world!"

by majangabne November 8, 2023

The Heavy of the World

Fat Jesus

Fat Jesus is the Heavy of the World

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

pure heavy bawbag

your mum

“jessica ur maws a pure heavy bawbag”

by wee davie no baws November 21, 2023

Christopher heavy

Bottom heavy

Christopher heavy is bottom heavy

by Thebiggestboce November 29, 2023

väga heavy

one puncher mida Jaanus kasutab meeletult palju kui miski on äärmuslik.

"See oli väga heavy fight. "
"See vend on väga heavy debiilik"

by Betruška February 17, 2024

Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.

That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.

by rancherogringo March 15, 2025

Security Heavy

Obese/Big enough to "protect the whole place."

- From Cardi B's trial

Cardi B: "She's security heavy.."

Lawyer: "What does that mean?"

Cardi B: "Big enough to protect the place!"

by Dionaed September 2, 2025