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dinner with Cthulhu

(Idiom) To conspire with an evil entity to commit a malicious act only to realize later that you were the one being prayed upon all along; often said when actions are done to spite one group with the results being detrimental to your own.

(See own the libs)
The right thought they could have dinner with Cthulhu by sowing mistrust in the vaccine and public health officials, but this backfired spectacularly. Now they must scramble to reverse the damage done because no one trusts anything they say anymore.

They thought they could weaken our faith in the government by feeding into conspiracy theories about poison and mind control. Little did they know, their little dinner with Cthulhu would result in lives lost for their own.
by Onat-ural December 22, 2021
mugGet the dinner with Cthulhumug.

Washing Dinner

The act of washing your Vagina and/Or Booty
"How about you go wash my dinner for tonight? Go start Washing Dinner"
by Ulfberht November 11, 2019
mugGet the Washing Dinnermug.

Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.
by FedUpLineCook August 22, 2019
mugGet the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravymug.

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.
Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.
by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018
mugGet the Dinner Plate Penismug.

pancake dinner

It means that even though capitalism is corrupt, your little brother loves you, looks up to you, respects you, and appreciates your handsomeness, knowledge, wisdom, and experience with navigating this complex world.

The night that I called Denny's to find your missing pancake dinner that never showed up (or that did show up and got taken by your friend and your ex), Denny's customer service was so corrupt, they hung up the phone on me rather than trying to make it right. Sir... They said before they hung up. (Have you noticed that sir always precedes an insult these days? Alec's pronouns are sir btw and I think it's such a clever joke.)

I remember having a chonchlate chip cookie for dinner myself that night, while waiting for your pancakes to arrive. I remember trying to order the perfect chonchlate chip pancakes by phone, with 3x extra chonchlate chips because they never put enough, and when I was standing in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch, trying to order, the Denny's agent hung up the phone and made me try my best on my own, using the website. I noticed that you know a lot about restaurants and about capitalism, about what works in capitalism's factory-like processes and what doesn't work, about how to be true to yourself and ask for what you really want and push hard and advocate for something even if capitalism says that it doesn't exist or isn't possible.
Pancake dinner! CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.
by t_hags December 6, 2024
mugGet the pancake dinnermug.

Dinner our dinner

Phrase often seen used in tiktok comments after 10 pints. Users can often be seen to comment 'you up' to female accounts
We couldn't dinner our dinner today
by Topshagger96 March 7, 2022
mugGet the Dinner our dinnermug.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner

When a man eats a womans ass and pussy before making out with her
“Did you do it with jennifer last night?”-Rob
“No but I had breakfast, lunch and dinner”-Dave
by Maviles June 16, 2018
mugGet the Breakfast, lunch and dinnermug.

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