flexysexy

flexysexy is the rare ability that some fortunate humans possess. these people are physically able to suck their own penises. it is rumoured that no person, nor any vacuum cleaner can quite suffice the ultimate power of a blowjob, but when one is giving the good succ to themselves it is at its best. the sheer pleasure can cause an innocent mind to shatter into the subatomic realm, whilst the face of their now dead body is covered in explosive amounts of jizz. if you have this blessed yet cursed ability i pray to you, do not let in to your dirty temptations. do not tell ANYONE about this. there are many cases of the fbi finding people who can commit flexysexy, ending in their disappearance.

“hey bro, i think i know how to flexysexy.”
“oh yeh? prove it!”
*FBI OPEN UP*

by c_u_t_t_l_e_r_y May 31, 2020

flexe flieb0l

a fusion between flex and flieb0l. somebody whos chillin out all the time and does not give a damn about anyrhing. all he does is smoking, drinking and whatching TV.

*grabs remote control* 'man, wheres like, the like, channel 10? I mean.. dude.. like, dude...'

by oscar February 16, 2005

Flexboard Compassitor

- Another word for tuna sandwiches

- a hot blonde that would give you a bjod (blow job on demand)

- Something used for eating sticky rice

- 2 people playing Dynasty warriors.

- "YUM! that was a good flexboard compassitor"

- "That flexboard compassitor was amazing last night. Too bad I gave in too quickly."

- "Flexboard compassitors are good with trying to eat Sticky rice."

- "Yo! look at 'em flexboard compassitors! they are amazing. I'd tap that.... with my car."

by Bloodybanana. April 11, 2009

flexiologist

A person who has the job of screening and examining a fitness instructor's level of physical flexibility when it comes to high level stretching techniques.

Cathy asked Jazzy what level of flexibility her fitness instructor had and Jazzy said: "He ain't got nothing on me - I can do a full 240 degree split!"

And Cathy replied: "Well, I guess that's why YOU are the flexiologist and not him!"

by thestretchindiva October 21, 2009

Fexy

a mix of thwe words fucking and sexy because its faster and easier to say

oooft, fexy bitch

by patrickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk March 9, 2011

fexy

fugly=fuckin' ugly
fexy=fuckin' sexy(;

Mike: U lookin' fexy in the dress Lexi
Lexi: Danks boo

by Sweet-Thing June 14, 2011

flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.

"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."

by MacyLynn October 2, 2011