fart slave

A submissive roleplayer who's orders are to eat farts out of a dominant roleyplayer's anus.

My fart slave got down on his knees and opened his mouth and ate my farts real good.

by Cheese Master Thompson October 17, 2009

cupping a fart

To fart into a cupped hand and quickly bringing it up to your nose to sniff it. He cupped a fart

Joe couldn't get enough of his own farts. He sat there cupping a fart all day.

by McSparkorama July 26, 2006

fart gargle

When you're in the shower, and there is soapy water running down betwixt your butt cheeks and you let out a burbling, bubbling foamy fart wind, you have experienced a Fart Gargle. The fart gargle is best experienced in close quarters, specifically in older, smaller shower surrounds. Ceramic tiles and stone are an ideal acoustical surface to properly reverberate the fart gargle.

My girlfriend walked in on me in the shower right when I was in the middle of some serious fart gargling. She immediately turned around and left, as I was left alone to bathe in the stench and echo of a truly magnificent fart gargle.

by thefartwhisperer March 19, 2010

wet fart

When you fart, it sometimes feels like you shit your pants.

You pull down your pants and underwear and see, it was a wet fart and no shit visible.
Also they smell way worse then normal farts.

Bob: *fart*
Jack: Did you just fart?
Bob: No, I think I shit myself.
Jack: Wait, really?
Bob: Nope, it was a wet fart.

by Admoris August 19, 2018

Fart Ghost

It's when you fart and a ghost made out of fart comes outta your ass and haunts the room with a nasty-ass smell.

All thanks to Timmy, my house is haunted and stinks like shit. Damn those Fart Ghosts!

by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007

Farting Around

The act or process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal.

at state park
<park ranger> what are you planning on doing
<me> umm... just fartin` around
<park ranger> sorry we dont allow farting

by DUMPY March 23, 2005

Tantric fart

A spiritual experience akin to the auto-erotic delayed self gratification prized by the practitioners of tantric sex. This type of fart is as an orgasmic release, allowing chakra energy to flow forth from the anus. This joyful event may occur when the flow of bodliy energy becomes blocked, such as when one is forced to refrain from flatulent outbursts due to social constraints.

I had to hold my gas in all day at work, and when I let the fart loose in my car, man, what an orgasmic tantric fart that was!

by Jane Moneypenny December 5, 2007