Facebook Fakeout

facebook flop

one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.

"Woah--look at Candy, she looks hot"
"No dude click on her other pictures, shes a facebook fakeout"

by Kitty Carey April 23, 2006

Facebook Married

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

by Lovelier than Lexie June 1, 2006

Facebook Stalking

When an individual (male or female) scours another individual's profile, frequently checks their status updates, or reads their wall posts to and from other people. This is usually done either because the individual wants to know as much as possible about the individual whose profile they are reading, or they're bored and haven't looked at that person's profile yet after they've gained them as a friend on facebook. Some people admit to it, other's deny they have been doing it, even when caught in the act.

Joe: "Dude what are you doing?"
Mike: *Looks up from ex-girlfriend's profile, whom he is facebook stalking* "Nothing."
Joe: *Sees ex-girlfriend's profile page* "Quit facebook stalking that chick and come play Xbox"
Mike: "I wasn't facebook stalking her!"

by Wordie69 July 29, 2009

Facebook Phony

A person who paints an false or misrepresanative image of ones self on Facebook. Intended to deceive. And create a grand or fabulous life. When in fact it is not the reality.

She is a total Facebook Phony. Always posting pictures and quotes depicting a gloriuosly fabulous life.

by hardwoodstan August 11, 2009

facebook parasite

A person who constantly comments on your photos and status updates, who barely knows you and has no business commenting at all.

Jon's such a facebook parasite. Everytime I change my status or post a new photo, he's the first to comment.

by werdslaya January 11, 2010

Facebook Feud

Facebook Feuds begin because one party (correctly or incorrectly) perceives itself to have been attacked, insulted or wronged by another. Intense feelings of resentment trigger the initial retaliation, which causes the other party to feel equally aggrieved and vengeful. And everyone on Facebook gets to enjoy it.

I can tell from my wife's scowl and intense typing she is having a Facebook Feud with her sister!

by Levi Jacobs December 21, 2009

facebook trashing

a facebook friend who delights in pointing out every conceivable spelling, grammatical error or punctuation they can find on your profile or their newsfeed.

How about facebook trashing someone else buddy?

by charming doll January 27, 2011