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Facebook Depression

That depressed feeling one gets when he sees how great other people's lives are on Facebook compared to his. FD is typically prevalent in teens and adults in mid-life crises.
Shakira McMagnificent's status: Best partyyyy everrrr! Hanging out with my bestiesss all night long then with the boyy tomorrow!!!

Jane Doe (victim of Facebook Depression: *sobs quietly* why isn't my life as exciting as Shakira's?!?! WAAAAH
by BigCharles12 April 13, 2011
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Facebook Blackout

when you go to check your facebook, get sucked in and realize an hour has passed and realize you just wasted so much time.
Rob: "I had the worst facebook blackout last night, I was supposed to be doing homework and I checked my facebook and I wasted an hour"
Kelly: "Sucks."
by beach_bum7145 December 9, 2008
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Facebook Fakeout

facebook flop

one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.
"Woah--look at Candy, she looks hot"
"No dude click on her other pictures, shes a facebook fakeout"
by Kitty Carey April 23, 2006
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Facebook Married

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.
Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.
by Lovelier than Lexie June 1, 2006
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Facebook Stalking

When an individual (male or female) scours another individual's profile, frequently checks their status updates, or reads their wall posts to and from other people. This is usually done either because the individual wants to know as much as possible about the individual whose profile they are reading, or they're bored and haven't looked at that person's profile yet after they've gained them as a friend on facebook. Some people admit to it, other's deny they have been doing it, even when caught in the act.
Joe: "Dude what are you doing?"
Mike: *Looks up from ex-girlfriend's profile, whom he is facebook stalking* "Nothing."
Joe: *Sees ex-girlfriend's profile page* "Quit facebook stalking that chick and come play Xbox"
Mike: "I wasn't facebook stalking her!"
by Wordie69 July 29, 2009
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Facebook Phony

A person who paints an false or misrepresanative image of ones self on Facebook. Intended to deceive. And create a grand or fabulous life. When in fact it is not the reality.
She is a total Facebook Phony. Always posting pictures and quotes depicting a gloriuosly fabulous life.
by hardwoodstan August 11, 2009
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facebook parasite

A person who constantly comments on your photos and status updates, who barely knows you and has no business commenting at all.
Jon's such a facebook parasite. Everytime I change my status or post a new photo, he's the first to comment.
by werdslaya January 11, 2010
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