That depressed feeling one gets when he sees how great other people's lives are on Facebook compared to his. FD is typically prevalent in teens and adults in mid-life crises.
Shakira McMagnificent's status: Best partyyyy everrrr! Hanging out with my bestiesss all night long then with the boyy tomorrow!!!
Jane Doe (victim of Facebook Depression: *sobs quietly* why isn't my life as exciting as Shakira's?!?! WAAAAH
Jane Doe (victim of Facebook Depression: *sobs quietly* why isn't my life as exciting as Shakira's?!?! WAAAAH
by BigCharles12 April 13, 2011
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Rob: "I had the worst facebook blackout last night, I was supposed to be doing homework and I checked my facebook and I wasted an hour"
Kelly: "Sucks."
Kelly: "Sucks."
by beach_bum7145 December 9, 2008
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one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.
one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.
by Kitty Carey April 23, 2006
Get the Facebook Fakeout mug.When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.
Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.
by Lovelier than Lexie June 1, 2006
Get the Facebook Married mug.When an individual (male or female) scours another individual's profile, frequently checks their status updates, or reads their wall posts to and from other people. This is usually done either because the individual wants to know as much as possible about the individual whose profile they are reading, or they're bored and haven't looked at that person's profile yet after they've gained them as a friend on facebook. Some people admit to it, other's deny they have been doing it, even when caught in the act.
Joe: "Dude what are you doing?"
Mike: *Looks up from ex-girlfriend's profile, whom he is facebook stalking* "Nothing."
Joe: *Sees ex-girlfriend's profile page* "Quit facebook stalking that chick and come play Xbox"
Mike: "I wasn't facebook stalking her!"
Mike: *Looks up from ex-girlfriend's profile, whom he is facebook stalking* "Nothing."
Joe: *Sees ex-girlfriend's profile page* "Quit facebook stalking that chick and come play Xbox"
Mike: "I wasn't facebook stalking her!"
by Wordie69 July 29, 2009
Get the Facebook Stalking mug.A person who paints an false or misrepresanative image of ones self on Facebook. Intended to deceive. And create a grand or fabulous life. When in fact it is not the reality.
She is a total Facebook Phony. Always posting pictures and quotes depicting a gloriuosly fabulous life.
by hardwoodstan August 11, 2009
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Jon's such a facebook parasite. Everytime I change my status or post a new photo, he's the first to comment.
by werdslaya January 11, 2010
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