Ethan's Haircut

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.

You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.

by Obamas left ear November 4, 2020

ethan gibbs

A hot ass dude where I live in Atlanta. He the goddamn happiest dude I know. You can always count on this loyal mother fucker

Ethan Gibbs is everybody's best friend.

Oh your having a hard time go talk to Ethan Gibbs he will calm you down

by The Best Mother Fucker716515 December 29, 2013

Ethan Style

Stupid As Shit

Person1: Brings a turkey

Person 2: Is that a chicken?
Person 1: This nigga is fuckin ethan style,stupid as shi bro

by Auguss November 25, 2022

Ethan the squid

A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.

A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER

by Fuckrick December 7, 2022

Ethan's Law

This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.

Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.

by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021

Ethan Dolan

THE HOTTEST GUY ALIVE. ALONG WITH HIS BROTHER GRAYSON DOLAN.

THAT"S ETHAN FUCKING DOLAN!
Ethan Dolan is a Full Course Meal.

by DOLANXBABES May 9, 2018

Ethan Carroll

Rat magnet, a person who unintentionally attracts rats, causing them to turn to a maddening sexual rage

Ethan carroll causes the rats to scamper out of the sewerEthans here, the rats aren’t far away

by Godsmailman October 13, 2019