Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo
Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!
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ethan gordon

one of my brothers close friends and makes fun of me a lot and mess with me. also one of the hottest human beings on the planet!
girl: oh my goodness ethan gordon is so hot
me: oh my gosh i knoww
by pee pee poo poo check October 13, 2020
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ethan cutkosky

“ ethan cutkosky is so hot.”
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Ethan Dolan

THE HOTTEST GUY ALIVE. ALONG WITH HIS BROTHER GRAYSON DOLAN.
by DOLANXBABES March 06, 2018
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Ethan Cornish

Person one: look it’s Ethan Cornish
Person two: he’s a rapist lmao
by Joe millilitres May 10, 2020
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Ethan Rickwood

Often called Ricks by the that edgy retarded kid
"Ricks are you going to watch the Konosuba movie?"
"Ethan Rickwood would make a great propaganda minister"
"Ethan Rickwood is literally Joseph Goebbels."
by Mr.Smitler July 31, 2019
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ethan dinkle

Ethan Dinkle. If you couldn't already tell by the name, he's one of a kind. He's always happy and excitable and gets all the ladies, but for no mere lady he gives his heart. For that belongs to the certain few he can't have. He's musically talented and a master of video games, intelligent, and cunning, with a wit as fast as lighting. As well as he's charming, confident, friendly, and moral. I mean, the guy doesn't even cuss. WHO DOES THAT? On top, he's mostly just walking joy, but if you get close to him and he trusts you, he can be very serious should the moment arise. Otherwise Dinkle's just upbeat. And he LOVES chocolate! He is also very dedicated and trustworthy, and very hard working. And lastly...he's a prankster. I mean, did you really think someone else would get on here and write something about me? Psh, too easy.
by Chief S2117 February 24, 2017
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