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Elephant dickin

When someone won't stop following you.

When someone doesn't do their job.

When someone is slow at something.
Percy won't stop elephant dickin.
by Grifgrif9262 March 14, 2021
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Edmond Elephant Jr.

An irritatingly smart person. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner.
Person 1: The Earth is flat!
Person 2: Okay, Edmond Elephant Jr.
by a random eggplant May 10, 2021
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Elephant Peanut Butter

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.
Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!
by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011
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Elephant Spout

Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs
So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis
by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011
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elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
by HosMan61 September 24, 2011
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iKON Bobby is a stupid elephant element crazy

iKON Bobby is a stupid elephant element crazy
iKON Bobby is a stupid elephant element crazy
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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Elephant stamp

When you snoodle a tube of lipstick,then leave kiss marks on someone with your foreskin.
Bro,I used her Chanel lipstick to cover her with elephant stamps last night.She was pissed when found out.
by Matt146 December 26, 2023
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