Elephant

Dick

-Yo! I bet you wanna see my elephant! Naughty bitch

-hell yeah im down to smash

by Introverted kiddo January 17, 2023

Edmond Elephant Jr.

An irritatingly smart person. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner.

Person 1: The Earth is flat!
Person 2: Okay, Edmond Elephant Jr.

by a random eggplant May 10, 2021

Elephant dickin

When someone won't stop following you.

When someone doesn't do their job.

When someone is slow at something.

Percy won't stop elephant dickin.

by Grifgrif9262 March 14, 2021

elephant lamb

Someone you really want to give a blowjob to

Clancy is my elephant lamb

by FLUFFYHEDGEHOG October 3, 2016

Greasy Elephant

When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.

"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"

"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"

by SaintBoy June 11, 2018

elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.

Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?

by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023

Elephant stamp

When you snoodle a tube of lipstick,then leave kiss marks on someone with your foreskin.

Bro,I used her Chanel lipstick to cover her with elephant stamps last night.She was pissed when found out.

by Matt146 December 26, 2023