Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of dick and asshole. But still have yet to reach the levels of bitch, asswipe, or

Amari: He just called me pudgy.

Shyandra: What a dick.
Jada: No. He's probably the biggest douchebag I've ever met.

by OMG_2PHONY July 20, 2016

douchebag

Refers to a self-obsessed person usually of the male gender. An extreme "jerk" or "Asshole".

Derrick: Hey did you hear CJ posted Mike's phone number on Twitter?
Ian: No way, what a douchebag

by gtmillion September 19, 2012

Douchebag

A aviation teacher that looks like an Italian, that likes to kick kids in the dick, then kiss it to make it feel better.

Mr.Tomlin is a Douchebag !

by Dougie Freshh October 17, 2010

DoucheBag

A individual who's asking questions with their nose and wants to know what your doing 24/7.

A bird whistler at Jeff and told him your a douchebag.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024

Douchebag

A rich guy that hates poor people because they exist.

Dr.Damon was a giant douchebag

by Amburger the McRican March 27, 2024

Douchebag

A dumbass who thinks they’re better then everyone else.

Mr.douchebag bragged about his new fucking PS5 that he’ll never even use!

by Sk0olbus1 June 29, 2022